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hoodlydoodly:

hoodlydoodly:

hoodlydoodly:

pls stop unfollowing me I have been 2 followers away from my next hundred for two days and now I am four

five away now

guys pls stop being cruel

why is the guy next door vacuuming his car window…?

irweed:

what if someone has sex and their dick gets stuck

why is my mother Sharpie-ing her shoes?

I think a bird just killed itself by flying into my bedroom window…

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

(Source: avatarthelastsjwarrior)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: ughadler)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP